Many moons ago I mentioned that I looked at Venus and said “I wish you were a Lap Cat.” and she literally, in that very moment, jumped up on my lap and laid down. It was the strangest damn thing that has happened to me in a long time and it was awesome. Well, today apparently was my day for Artemis to discover how arm I am (as you can see in the header image). I thought to myself, maybe this’ll be a one off. After a bit she woke up and wandered off.
But then a few hours after that she came and snuggled up again.
It is only a matter of time now before she’s in my lap and Venus comes over to get some lap time. That’s when the war will begin and I can only hope it doesn’t happen on or near me. A stray swipe would be incredible unfortunate.